Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else

from www.bettybowers.com America’s Best Christian takes time to explain to less informed Christians the curious details of the Lord’s concept of marriage. BETTY’S BIBLE INTERPRETATION GUIDE: www.bettybowers.com Illustrations done for Mrs. Bowers: by Steve Hogan www.steve-hogan.com JOIN BETTY ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com

25 comments to Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else

  • bumblebeeaeronaut

    but its accurate.

  • scandiescot2

    It’s freaking hysterical! XD

  • scandiescot2

    “They pick and choose what they want it to mean.”

    Fundamentalist Christians? ;-)

  • scandiescot2

    Mrs Bowers would never joke about such a serious topic.

  • cheepone2

    I’m not sure what Betty Bowers is. But I am sure of one thing that she is not. She is definitely not America’s best Christian. After listening to this load of crap, I don’t think she even knows what a Christian is, let alone being one.

  • ILoveMints3232

    its not, most of its taken out of context

  • TheHerods

    I think satire may be lost on you.

  • Whosemoose

    lol, it’s sattire, she’s making fun of traditional Christians.

  • cheepone2

    @Whosemoose I am well aware of that. I am what she is making fun of. The sad part is that she makes a fool of herself quoting scripture out of context.

  • Whosemoose

    @Cheepone2

    Explain how anything she quoted is out of context, and furthermore, how it is justifiable in ANY context.

  • ArcticDeath08

    lol what a dumbass she knows nothing of the bible. any of you morons who believe this shit are just plain idiots. listen to an ultra liberal talking about the bible. is like listening to an ultra conservative give a review on a gay bar.

  • ADragonAmongRoses

    actually it’s kinda iffy on that subject. there are weddings like this that do occur (as seen in the movie “water”, although i’m pretty sure that they weren’t muslim) but from what my mother’s told me, in Arabic countries some people will marry off their daughters as soon as they hit puberty (then again, my mom’s kinda racist against arabs so this isn’t a very solid claim)

  • KillerDusk7

    Adam,and Eve had other children.

  • r0bf

    The funniest thing is, she’s quoting the bible and using it to form her skit. You on the other hand are just an annoying sad little bastard who doesn’t know anything at all.

  • r0bf

    The Sky Wizard said so, thus it must be right!

  • monsterquestions

    ArcticDeath08, this is all in the Bible. It’s just the truth that it is. Anyone with any decency must find most of the Bible abhorrent.

  • philippides

    The Bible definitely does say these things, Arctic. The Bible was written a long time ago and many of its practices are, by today’s standards, considered abhorrent.
    This should come as no surprise since some of our own practices from 50 years ago are now considered abhorrent.

  • ArcticDeath08

    @monsterquestions its completely out of context though, cause guess what? everyone in the bible sinned, a lot of that stuff did happen, it doesn’t mean it was alright with God. As this dumb super liberal proclaims. i’m not a political person i think liberals and conservatives are both equally wastes of life. it just pisses me off to see people look at stuff like this and automatically take it as fact. the ignorance of most people today makes me sick.

  • Drexisoi

    under what context would any of this be acceptable? i’m curious at all the people saying it’s out of context.

  • monsterquestions

    This woman is no fool. She’s hilarious! Any good Biblical scholar will tell you she’s not taking the Bible out of context. God is shown to be the author of even child sacrifice of the first born of the Hebrews in Exodus, and then backpeddles to accept a sheep. What a shocker!

  • rebbyshy1

    i don’t have to listen to her i can just look in the bible… oh wait i already did.

    only reason you don’t see it is because you only listen to biased people who use big words to make it sound like it isn’t that bad and to make it seem like they know what they are talking about.

    in reality none of you do.

  • rebbyshy1

    freaking hilarious ^.^

  • MrGetthenet

    I’m absolutely loving your style & your video on the bible is 100% on point…Plus you’re education is smoking hotttttttttttttttttt…….

  • sophia88two

    Fabulous !
    The bible is a mixture of ancient civic records from a blasted out nation and a load of crap made up by dirty old men in tents on an oasis figuring how to suppress women and get rid of the young men so those dirty old men could have all those young women and more territory so they madd wars and wars and..
    Under wars the women and children suffer. The RELIGIOUS LAWS are meant to keep women as subservient breeders of MORE TROOPS , more troops…

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